So this little squirrel is for some reason presently screaming his furry black head off in the tree behind my house. Reasons for this -
1. He’s confused by the spring like weather and wants to talk about it
2. He’s a very dirty squirrel and no one else will forage through garbage and compost with him
3. He’s rallying dozens of other squirrels together to launch a full scale takeover of my house. I’ve seen his little spies through the window. They know where I’ll be and when. Damn them, they’re so fast.
If I survive I’ll write later.