How does he really feel?

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So this little squirrel is for some reason presently screaming his furry black head off in the tree behind my house. Reasons for this -

1. He’s confused by the spring like weather and wants to talk about it

2. He’s a very dirty squirrel and no one else will forage through garbage and compost with him

3. He’s rallying dozens of other squirrels together to launch a full scale takeover of my house. I’ve seen his little spies through the window. They know where I’ll be and when. Damn them, they’re so fast.

If I survive I’ll write later.

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One thought on “How does he really feel?

  1. Valery says:

    ha! or he wants to hump your leg and he’s giving you a holla.

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