Joshua Van Tassel

Many people say that the best way to overcome a phobia is to head at it straight on and just confront it. You don’t like the dark? Turn off all the lights and get used to it. Don’t like spiders? Watch Arachnophobia and read Charlotte’s Web.

I don’t really like the sound of squishy avocado. I’m not really afraid of it, I just don’t like it. I like how they taste, but not how they squelch. How can I get over this? I thought by recording my lady friend making guacamole and listening to it a few dozen times I’d conquer my little dislike. To no avail. here it is for all of you.

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tastes so good. sounds so bad.